“I have a teacher friend who gets nervous when there's $200 in her account. But at least she knows that in a week, she'll get another paycheck. I have no idea.”

“Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland!”

“Truth is the greatest marketing campaign.”

“The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy.”

“I wasnt always a demon.My name is Maggie Frew, and I grew up a simple human girl in suburban Iowa. I dont carry a pitchfork, or have a forked tail. Im not a creature from Hell. Im a political campa...”

“I was trying to foment a little dissension.' He paused. 'No, that's too flippant. How about trying to make the system less warlikeinjecting a little love?' He snorted. 'Through violence, of course,...”

“Nothing helps a man to reform like thinking of the past with regret.”

“Reforms should begin at home and stay there.”

“Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move.”