“As far as luxury goes, about the only thing I do is... I go first class all the way. I live on the road, so when I'm out there, I'm getting the nice hotel suite, I'm getting the luxury car, I'm eat...”

“I still watch 'Idol,' and it's still the No. 1 show, so obviously I'm not the only one who loves to sit at home and be entertained.”

“It's show business. No show, no business.”

“I have a romantic side.”

“Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.”

“You always admire what you really don't understand.”

“An unknown road will always lead somewhere where you haven't been before.”

“The 'Smart' radio frequency (RF) utility meter program is a known biologically harmful system that has been implemented by evil people.”

“I could forget that part, but it had to have been true.”