“I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.”

“You know, a lot of those angry sort of Southern man characters that I've been doing are based on different people I might've had as, like, a soccer coach or as a teacher.”

“Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding.”

“Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.”

“1) I may lose something today, I may get anything else tomorrow. But, I can never lose and ever get one thing and thats YOU So, be my friend forever!2) I CARE For U Bcoz You Are MY $weet friend for...”

“It's the imperfections that make things beautiful”

“Everybody is unique and different. Nobody is the same as anyone else. there is no 'normal' - it is a lie taught to us by a system so flawed that it is threatened by the awesome diversity of nature.”

“Work until you feel Lamborghini is cheap...!!!”

“If you allowed yourself to hear or feel amusement, you would hear and feel pain.”

“who says love is better than hate. i feel both gives equivalent pain.”

“World is not like what you see”

“What you see is what suffices you”

“...when they look at me, I so badly want to be who they see.”