“There is so much hypocrisy in sports.”

“I'm nothing more than a sports slave.”

“I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women.”

“At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.”

“This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.”

“I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards.”

“I have a terrible tendency to lick my fingers when I cook. So much so that I got a telling off from my pastry teacher years ago, who said it would hinder my prospects.”

“I've said my patience is not infinite.”

“His soul was swimming in the maelstrom to keep her swim in the peaceful end!" ~ AB”

“if somebody ask me to chose my home in the whole world i would chose your arms”

“He. Does there have to be a he? It seems weak and unoriginal doesnt it, for stories told by girls to always have a he?”