As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women, and clergymen.
Sydney Smith.
“Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.”
“If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth. ”
“The main question to a novel is -- did it amuse? were you surprised at dinner coming so soon? did you mistake eleven for ten? were you too late to dress? and did you sit up beyond the usual hour? I...”
“The fact is that in order to do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand shivering on the bank thinking of the cold and the danger, but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.”
“No furniture is so charming as books.”
“I always fear that creation will expire before teatime.”
“There are many things that make a man irritable when he arrives home from work in the evening and a sensible wife will usually notice the storm-signals and will leave him alone until he simmers down.”
“Oblivion, she thought. That was the world she lived in. It was what they should name some countries, towns, and places.”
“A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.”
“I was convicted of three misdemeanors of willful failure to file a form.”
“I started off playing sports when I was five years old. I played three or four sports all throughout the year.”
“In the four years since its launch, Kepler has chalked up 122 new and confirmed planets. It's also caught the scent of nearly three thousand additional objects, of which probably 80 percent or more...”
“We sit for a few more moments, although there's really nothing left to say. This is new to me, too, an entire conversation that takes place in silence, because the heart has its own language. I wil...”
“I'm always amazed at anyone's interest in what I have to say.”
“The least one can say of power is that a vocation for it is suspicious.”