“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

“His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.”

“Stop fighting me!" he said, trying to pull on the arm he held.He was in a precarious position himself, straddling the rail as he tried to lean over far enough to get me and actually hold onto me.Le...”

“All gods who receive homage are cruel. All gods dispense suffering without reason. Otherwise they would not be worshipped. Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine...”

“Why is it that blood, rather than peace, sells?”

“The only time they ever throw anything away is when it's really and truly broken, and then they make a big deal about it. They save up all their bent pins and broken sewing needles and once a year ...”

“We were young. Everyone was young in those days. Thats the main complaint you hear from people who are getting old. You stop seeing young people. You begin to wonder if there are any left and wheth...”

“If only I had met Molly sooner, when it was still possible to choose one road rather than another. Before that bitch Musyne and that little turd Lola crimped my enthusiasm. But it was too late to s...”

“His soul was swimming in the maelstrom to keep her swim in the peaceful end!" ~ AB”

“if somebody ask me to chose my home in the whole world i would chose your arms”

“He. Does there have to be a he? It seems weak and unoriginal doesnt it, for stories told by girls to always have a he?”