“I'm working on bridging the gap between mainstream famous and Internet famous. They're two different things, but eventually, social media will be the way to become a celebrity.”

“My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything.”

“I travel a lot, and that makes it harder to date, but it also opens up opportunities for me to meet people where I wouldn't normally meet them.”

“I like to post positive content, and I like to try and make people smile. That's why those videos are popular. I don't fake it.”

“Social media... it's the future for the new generation.”

“You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes.”

“I'm pretty sure there is some genetic component towards intelligence.”

“The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.”

“I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.”

“In strife who inquires whether stratagem or courage was used?”

“I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.”