“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.”

“I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.”

“Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.”

“He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that. . . every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.”

“Sometimes a strikeout means that the sluggers girlfriend just ran off with the UPS driver. Sometimes a muffed ground ball means that the shortstops baby daughter has a pain in her head that wont go...”

“Youre not going to always hit a home run in life. Youre going to strike out! Youre going to walk to the dugout of life, frustrated, while spectators chirp your name in judgment. Theyre afraid to ev...”

“He has the body of a professional athlete, chiseled to perfection in all the right places.”

“The time to hesitate is through.”

“A little credulity helps one on through life very smoothly.”

“Because lies outpace the truth, sooner or later you will trip up on your own tongue.”

“In life do what you want. Becauseyou'll regret it later on when you can nolonger do it”

“What's the feeling everyday somebody to say right in your face lie... ( like a woman which sucks your dick and your semen goes right in hermouth) and you can't do anything on this problem??And what...”