“if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.”

“I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.”

“As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.”

“You have to be very, very good looking to get ahead in motion pictures.”

“I think I have more humour in me than anger. But those two things are great bed-fellows, performance-wise.”

“The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?”

“You can't blame gravity for falling in love.”

“Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kind of falls into place.”

“All seasons are spectacular.”

“When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking.”

“Blood is one of the things that made fights cool. Like, you knew it had gotten serious. I understand why we don't do it anymore.”

“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?”

“Why is it that I notice so many brilliant scientists using Macs for their personal computers why does the Lawrence Livermore & Berkeley Labs buy millions of dollars worth of Macs? ”