“What better way to lose that hangover headache than get drunk again? Oh, the joys of being Canadian with socialized health care and legal drinking age of nineteen. After a year (officially) honing ...”

“Whats-his-name had started out with all the promise of a wild stallion gallop, but hed ended up more of a gentle trot. I didnt know if the fault lay with the jockey or the ride, but it had been a l...”

“Mornings after sucked. Walks of shame were a necessary evil, but that didnt mean I enjoyed shimmying back into the same trollop togs twice. I picked glitter out of my hair, then straightened my seq...”

“Even though his ass extended past the seat, it was so rock hard that it didnt droop over the sides. I checked twice to make sure.”

“The twin desires to both smack the smug off his face and rip off his pants to see for myself should have negated each other and yet, there they were. Seriously, his stupid reality show Live like a ...”

“Even with all the lights off, the room was as bright and insistent as Martha Stewarts smile.”

“Even though his ass extended past the seat, it was so rock hard that it didnt droop over the sides. I checked twice to make sure.”

“The twin desires to both smack the smug off his face and rip off his pants to see for myself should have negated each other and yet, there they were. Seriously, his stupid reality show Live like a ...”

“I was torn apart. But you, my knight, you found all the pieces and put me back together.”

“Men who fear demons see demons everywhere.”

“What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innume...”

“I suddenly realized. The zebra. It is not something outside of us. The zebra is something inside of us. Our fears. Our own self-destructive nature. The zebra is the worst part of us when we are fac...”