“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.”

“Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.”

“Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents.”

“If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.”

“There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth.”