“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.”

“It would seem that the more irresponsible and crafty one is, the more likely one is to have a talent for storytelling.”

“Those honor nature well, who teach that she can speak on everything.”

“Peace is a precious and a desirable thing. Our generation, bloodied in wars, certainly deserves peace. But peace, like almost all things of this world, has its price, a high but a measurable one. W...”

“...Next time you're faced with a choice, do the right thing. It hurts everyone less in the long run.”

“Ridicule is the best test of truth.”

“Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.”

“Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away.”