“When people say they are happy for you it may mean they are sad for themselves.”

“Like most good looking women, she was never sure of her beauty, and had to keep checking on it, to make sure it was still there.”

“But the moods could be contagious. He didn't need one right now.”

“Have you ever dealt with people who have lost everything in just an hour? In the morning you leave the house where your wife, your children, your parents live. You return and you find a smoking pit...”

“Success is the best revenge.”

“Revenge sex is not something we seek, but once in your mouth it can be liberating if you just swallow.”