He's so dumb he couldn't find his way out of a birth canal.
“If you're in bed and can't smell the bacon frying in the kitchen - you're rich.”
“There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.”
“Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.”
“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...”
“There is always room in my life for a unicorn.(i.e. fantasy)”