“So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me.”

“Creating characters is easy. Its getting them to behave thats the problem.”

“Its amazing how fast you can write when theres a gun to your head.”

“Creating characters is easy. It’s getting them to behave that’s the problem.”

“It’s amazing how fast you can write when there’s a gun to your head.”

“But when I say it isn't meant for anyone's eyes, I don't mean it in the sense of one of those novel manuscripts people keep in a drawer, insisting they don't care if anyone else ever reads it or no...”

“So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me.”

“Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.”