“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”

“I write across several genres. Im a slut for words. I cant keep it in my literary pants.”

“Writing is the best anti-depressant.”

“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have except...”

“I write across several genres. I’m a slut for words. I can’t keep it in my literary pants.”

“Being grounded is not a punishment. Stay rooted.”

“Your inner voice and the spiritual guidance...will lead you to your goal.”

“Tantric scholars and Kundalini gurus often draw a distinction between the chakras as witnessed through Kundalini experiences and the Westernized model of the chakras as a "personal growth system." ...”

“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”

“Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I...”

“Possess. Have. Hold. Enjoy. Control. Dominate. Pick your verb, Ms. Fairchild. I intend to explore so very many of them.”