“We should be ready for a change.”

“I just predicted the future, Small talk = Short Term Relationships.”

“It's time to change... it's time to start working on yourself.... improve yourself.... you don't have time for excuses.”

“Love doesn't need a reply... ignorance and is it a romantic image?”

“If you want to get results in your life try with comedy... first pressure then apply comedy. Always it shallow the shitty life-pressure!”

“Problems and problems... and problems and the whole truth was told.(Holiday Engagement 2011 - Movie)”

“The human body is robust. It can gather strength when it's in mortal danger.”

“Pain today, pussy tomorrow.”

“Dave was a confirmed serotonin junkie. Any day of the year, he chose a good book, a hot cupper, and air-conditioning over jeopardy to life and limb.”

“The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save ...”

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.”