“There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong.”

“Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert.”

“After all, why be right when you can be happy.”

“He turned and gave the Dark Elf a nasty look. They can do that, he said, mess with your head, using arcane mind control techniques. Well-known fact.The Dark Elf sniggered. I wish, he said. Sadly, n...”

“He believes it’s time to redesign Evil from the ground up; to face the challenges and opportunities of a diverse, rapidly changing society.“He’s thinking of calling it,” said Miss Gold, “New Evil.”

“Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. “Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert.”

“Every evil starts with 15 volts.”

“My feeling about work is that it's an unnecessary evil, so I've always done my best to avoid it.”

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”