Hes sort of a homeless horse, I said.Im leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I wont be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I dont want that horse in my apartment.Who would put a horse in an apartment? Thats dumb.Wheres the horse staying now?My apartment.I can always count on you to brighten my day, Ranger said. And he disconnected.
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