phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)
“May the music rock and the guys be hot”
“You are my heart, my life, my entire existence." -Ash”
“His breath hitched, and he regarded me hungrily. Youre playing with fire, you know that? Thats weird, considering youre an ice prin I didnt get any further, as Ash leaned in and kissed me.”
“Meghan, whispered a voice, heart wrenchingly familiar, drawing me out of the void. I recognized it immediately, just as I realized it was a figment of my desperate imagination, because the real own...”
“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”
“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”
“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”