“He doesn't have a soul?" she shrieked, horrified."That explains why he's such a dick," Tree muttered.”

“I think Ken should grow some balls and tell Barbie to piss off," Matt said after Ashley waved an accusing finger in Darren's (leg-puppy) face, then stomped off to a table beside a window.”

“I never thought I would die at the age of seventeen, so when I received the death message, I was a little freaked out.”

“Its always been you, Paige. Ive waited my whole life for you. Youre the air I breathe, my heart and soul. Without you, Im in hell.”

“Holy crap! Was there a demon inside this guy?”

“I can not bear to see such woes of the heart in the eyes of my beloved.”

“Everything happens at night.The world changes, the shadows grow, there's secrecy and privacy in dark places. First kiss at night, by the monkey bars and the old swings that the children and their p...”

“P-p-p-please, dont cast me out”

“If you continue with that train of thought and end it with, I did it because I love you and cant bear to see you in turmoil, you could sell it to Hallmark, but not to me!”

“The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought, but Valentine was a terrible father. He killed your pets, lied to you, and I kno...”

“Hugo attacked me." Clary tried not to wince as the astringent liquid stung her wounds.Hugo?" Luke blinked.Hodge's bird. I think it was his bird, anyway. Maybe it was Valentine's."Hugin," Luke said ...”

“I miss the Stella girls telling me what I am. That I'm sweet and placid and accommodating and loyal and nonthreatening and good to have around. And Mia. I want her to say, "Frankie, you're silly, y...”