There are a hundred or more myths about how one might go about killing a vampire. A stake through the heart, sunlight, youve heard all the stories. Oh, and garlic. We mustnt forget garlic. Whoever came up with that silly little rumor never saw me laying the smack down at Mama Leonis All-You-Can-Eat Trattoria. Ive eaten so much garlicky clam sauce in my time that Ive sweated the stuff for days on end.
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