“Raven: "Don't you notice that?"Alexander: "Notice what?"Raven: "The girls?"Alexander: "What girls?"Raven: "Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been conce...”

“Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you."Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..."Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't o...”

“This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.”

“I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.”

“I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!”

“Silly of me not to have realized it. One often finds Greek temples lurking in the woods of English estates. Sneaky things, temples.”

“It wasn't as if she was terrified of heights, she simply preferred to be closer to solid ground, where words like plummet and plunge did not linger in her mind.”

“A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough.]”

“I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into." -Alexander Sterling”

“I'm not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?"I nodded reluctantly. I wasn't sure what a vampire's punishment might be. But I was ready to find out."I sentence you to a ...”

“I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.”

“I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!”