There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed
“I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.”
“I am the perfect version of me.”
“But if you tame me, then weshall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, Ishall be unique in all the world.”
“I don't want the world to keep turning without me on it.”
“Knowing the self is the biggest truth. If we find the truth within, we have found God.”
“This above all: to thine own self be true.”
“What I'm looking for is not out there, it is in me.”