“When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know.”

“Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.”

“Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live.”

“Having two womenone who cant know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his lifeis clearly difficult for him.”

“Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.”

“Facebook is that successful guy youre supposed to want to date, but you cant keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.”

“The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.”

“A heart pulsating in harmony with the circulation of sap and the flow of rivers? A body with the rhythms of the earth in its movements? No. Instead: a mind, shut off from the oxygen of alert senses...”

“Have you noticed how dogs sniff at one another when they meet? It seems to be their nature.- Yes; it's a funny habit.- No, it's not funny; you are wrong there. There's nothing funny in nature, howe...”

“Now I know that strange things happen to your body when it meets the snow at 100 mph, no matter what the position. In the twinkling of hitting the snow I regained a proper respect for speed. If you...”

“Finding love on your doorstep will make you open up your heart to the world.”