“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.”

“No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.”

“Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.”

“One can fight money only with money! from my Tale Of The Rock Pieces.”

“There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved.”

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.”

“No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.”

“Some experiences are universal. A girl is a girl whether she lives in West Omaha or Sweet Valley. Books are often far more than books.”

“A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.”

“The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,And all the sweet serenity of books”

“Every evil starts with 15 volts.”

“My feeling about work is that it's an unnecessary evil, so I've always done my best to avoid it.”

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”