“Too bad guys arent like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards.”

“Were never gonna understand women. Theyre way too complex. Youve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . theres no way to tell whats causing their at...”

“It feels incredible to be outside when Im supposed to be inside. The sensation of freedom is intoxicating. - Sara”

“Do you want to be with Dave for the rest of your life? Then he rips off a piece of paper and picks upthe smallest charcoal stick from my set. He writes something. He passes it over to me.It says:Ti...”

“But the thought of moving on from something I never had is depressing.”

“Oh and P.S.? I am in dire need of more coffee. Industrial strength.""But we're going to sleep soon," I say."I know." Laila shudders. "Addiction is a bitch.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”