“If this is a dream, may we never wake up!”

“Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together. ”

“Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.”

“I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.”

“Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“You need to understand that you are not your appearance or your body”

“Women do not give a very favorable estimate of their appearance”

“It is complexes that prevent women with a good appearance from adequately assessing themselves”

“Its one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”