Me: I refuse to attend Support Group.Mom: One of the symptoms of depression is disinterest in activities.Me: Please just let me watch Americas Next Top Model. Its an activity.Mom: Television is a passivity.Me: Ugh, Mom, please.Mom: Hazel, youre a teenager. Youre not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.Me: If you want me to be a teenager, dont send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.Mom: You dont take pot, for starters.Me: See, thats the kind of thing Id know if you got me a fake ID.Mom: Youre going to Support Group.Me: UGGGGGGGGGGGGG.Mom: Hazel, you deserve a life.
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