“Rain is Nature's way of telling us to go slowly because the roads will soon be wet.”

“The hobgoblin of a little mind may be the genius of a great one.”

“If only I had used my powers for good instead of for trivia!”

“What would Munchausen do?”

“If youre not afraid of working hard, self-reliance comes easy!”

“there is only one way under high heaven to get the best of an argument - and that is to avoid it .”

“If you argue and rankle and contradict, you may achieve a victory sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's good will.”